All American Funk Parade – 5th Annual Holiday Party

This is an 18+ event with standing room only
17 and under admitted with a parent or guardian

The All American Funk Parade’s annual Holiday show has been banned in 36 countries. It has been the grounds for 13 first dates becoming long-standing successful monogamous relationships full of exquisite intimacy and lifelong romance. It has healed seasonal depression in hundreds of winter-bound Michiganders. It has brought tears to 18 men who hadn’t yet cried a single time in their entire lives. It has been the night responsible for 8 conceptions, 2 of which were immaculate. It has been dubbed “The Party of the Year” by 14 semi-legitimate publishing companies. And there will be gold, meticulously shaped and honed into the instrument you may know as the Saxophone. It is a night that provides endless opportunity. The Holiday season is Funk Parade season.