All American Funk Parade – 5th Annual Holiday Party

This is a 18+ event with standing room only |  17 under with a parent or guardian

Advance tickets may also be purchased in person at the General Store by card only (no cash)

The All American Funk Parade’s annual Holiday show has been banned in 36 countries. It has been the grounds for 13 first dates becoming long-standing successful monogamous relationships full of exquisite intimacy and lifelong romance. It has healed seasonal depression in hundreds of winter-bound Michiganders. It has brought tears to 18 men who hadn’t yet cried a single time in their entire lives. It has been the night responsible for 8 conceptions, 2 of which were immaculate. It has been dubbed “The Party of the Year” by 14 semi-legitimate publishing companies. And there will be gold, meticulously shaped and honed into the instrument you may know as the Saxophone. It is a night that provides endless opportunity. The Holiday season is Funk Parade season.